Look, I get it. I'm from the X-Files generation. I found the series at a perfect age: the cusp of adolescence, when you start to question the Narrative, and X-Files provided something different from  the honest utopian idealism of Star Trek or Doctor Who 's unfocused Bohemian wanderings through funhouse political allegory and theatrical grotesqueries of the British id. The X-Files was set in the shadows of here and now, dragging us with its protagonists into the cruel and hidden aspects of everything American society and its educational system had taught me to unquestioningly venerate - what restless, dissatisfied teenager wouldn't find themselves bewitched? There was vindication in Mulder and Scully revealing ulterior motives of the military, the government, corporations, and (especially in the earlier days) law enforcement - the adults really were lying! I didn't know it at the time, but I was living through the start of a conspiracy mania - driven to some degree b...

This was going to be some goofy-ass post about how US Presidents in games seem to get themselves kidnapped at a rate rivaling even the least secure princesses. There were going to be references to the semi-titular ninjas in Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja , who seem to consider the White House merely a single stop on a much larger crime spree. Perhaps I am not a Bad Enough Dude to stay the course there, but this President's Day finds me in a sufficient state of fear regarding the office and its holders that I am at a loss to tie the gravity of our situation with quips about never getting an opportunity to play T he President is Missing . (It came with a cassette tape, which seemed impossibly cool and cutting edge when I read about it.) The fact is, Presidents are scary - it's just that most of us haven't often been on the receiving end of the harm they can cause. But Barack Obama's legacy (just to name one) is very different depending on whether you're a financial exec...

For two people who are not very sporty, and not even particularly interested in sports, this blog brings them up quite often . While neither of us were ever experts, and especially when we were younger, video games (and even tabletop games that included sports) have always filled in knowledge gaps and provided opportunities where in-person skills prevented inclusion. Sports do seem to be important though, even if it's a little less so when it comes to tabletop players. There are even annual ritual championships where those at the peak of their games can attempt to gain some sort of…honor? I suppose. This time around, it's the Superb Owl Super Bowl that's brought sports to mind. While it isn’t hard to avoid watching it, even those of us less inclined to partake of sports viewing still find ourselves at watch parties - if not for the game itself, then to catch advertisements that play during such things. Fear not, though, if you do find yourself headed for just such a pred...